Some traffic definitions delhified

Motorcyclist: someone who likes to put his life in other people's hands. 
Overtaking: A mechanical snigger that puts to shame the driving skills of the overtaken vehicle.
Female driver: Bad driver, because she can't beat you up if you call her that.
Car: A vehicle that tells you, your father's name is MCD and all roads are basically his.
Two wheeler driver: one who chose the wind in the face feeling over his life.
Lane driver: learner
Rikhshaw puller's and cyclist's motto: Right is Might.
Blue line bus driver's motto: Might is Right.
Motorcyclist's motto: Speed kills but thrills; It is better never than late.
License: A photo id card helpful in getting new credit cards/passports etc.
In case of two equally positioned vehicle, who moves first?: One who can put his vehicle at a higher risk.
What if both are willing to risk?: One who can show his emotional/physical/optical/mechanical inability to brake without hitting the other vehicle gets to go first.
Zebra crossing: A place you drive over, unless ofcourse you see a zebra crossing.
Indicator: A light force that would somehow assist you in braking if the vehicle ahead suddenly goes for a sharp turn in front of you.

Thats it.. I can think of more and I know a few here are stupid. but i wanted to write just 3. rest are there to fill up the page.:)
Happy Driving.